Friday, September 22, 2017

Day 280 CJSM-book IV


Day 280

 

 

Mom---“Beth! Go wake up Dad!”

Beth---“Becky! Go wake up Dad!

 

 

Once I got my “lazy” butt out of the comfy bed, I managed well-enough. I reckon!

As a “kid” I despised having to stop the fun game-of-life to come into the house to eat; bed time hurt even worse (what a waste of 8-hours a day); my teen years found me out “late”, or, perhaps, “early” as dawn often greeted my return home from yet another wild night of “fun”.

Once civilized (somewhat---I reckon…sure enough) with a wife and kids of my own, I came to treasure the overnight respite finding getting up early in the morning a real chore. Of course, if chasing the ole whitetails or “quacking” feathered-friends was in the offing---well…I am all-in!

So, a I “matured?” and the kids grew, waking old Dad in the morning to get a jump on the day-at-hand became a “problem” none of the family cherished---not in the least!

I did not eat breakfast as that “waste-of-time” could be best devoted to additional “sleep”.

Lady Candice had the distasteful task of waking me for several years until daughter Beth received the assignment. Since Candy had wrought the un-kind conclusions of having to wake me for too many years, she had palmed the tedious, and un-rewarding, chore to Beth; very quickly, as soon as practicable, Miss Beth diverted the assignment to little Rachel Rebecca.

They claim I was not receptive of Candy’s or Beth’s morning fiats, but that I never crabbed at Becky (I don’t remember it that way, but, Oh! Well!). Becky came into my bedroom and made animal sounds to awaken me. Then, I’d wrestler her into bed and we would play. Hmm!

So? If the old walls could talk and tell their humorous tales, I reckon they’d go like this:

 

Mom: ”Beth! Go wake up Dad!”

Beth: “Becky! Go wake up Dad!”

 

Ah! Cookie Jar Sweet “Go away!” Memories!

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