Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Day 92 CJSM


Day 92

 

Becky riding the “White Stallion” in the living

room and controlling him with “butt-ties”

The “White Stallion” saga began when daughter Becky was about five and we had just moved into our house at Maeystown on the farm. That girl is quite the worker; always there to lend a helping-hand. I have pictures of her “constructing” that domicile. In one, she is laying bricks using a trowel; in another, she hammered a nail into a board hitting the head so many strokes that the metal flared out until it was paper-thin and sharp around the edge as she did not have enough strength to force the steel into the wood, but, she was determined and persistent. Atta-girl!

 Getting back to the “White Stallion” events, it all began in the swimming pool.

The “kid” (Daddy) always had to create new “fun”. One day, after tossing the girls over his head and into the water by grasping their feet and heaving them air-born, he decided to invent a new game---“The White Stallion!” Slapping the surface of the pool water with an open-hand to echo the sound and enhance the splash, ole Dad beat a rhythmic 1 – 2 – 3, 1 -2 – 3 cadence imitating the hoof-beat of a cantering equine at a dead run. Rearing and bucking and snorting like a wild-beast, he charged the girls, challenging them to “catch” and then tame the steed.

 The girls caught on right away to his shenanigans fashioning a “make-believe” lariat out of thin air, tossing the tether over the stallion’s head, then reining the wild horse in close where Becky placed an “invisible” halter on him as he snorted an bucked and tried (sometimes escaping) to get away from his tormentor.

 When the wild beast tried to “talk” to make explanations and improve the new game, Rachel was having none of that foolishness. No Siree! She put a “mouth-tie” (metaphorically) on the horse so that he could not infringe on her fun---and…intentions! He obligingly became a “mute”.

 Then, Becky would mount the ole horse-y’s back wrapping both arms and legs around him as best she could. Then, she’d release the tether and off they’d go through the water, her squealing at the top of her lungs and ole Dad bucking and twisting and doing his best to dislodge the persistent cowgirl. She could really ride! Still can! Only, now, she’s a bit big for such foolishness---and…Daddy might hurt himself if he tries such “childish” antics today. (he might!)

 So? Once the two girls, working hand-in-hand against Dad had properly subdued and tamed the wild beast---somewhat…I just let them think they were winning! The wily old cayuse got the idea of using a “brain-buster” to dislodge his evil demon. Going into a head-stand in the shallow end of the pool with ole “Rough ’n ready” wild-woman Becky leg-wrapped around him, the ole man would complete a summersault throwing the little girl head over heels, pummeling her. Well! Now! Somebody’s smarter! Yeah? Nooooo! Not to be outdone, little Rachel took one “bucker-off” and decided to “fix” that wild beast. She created a “butt-tie”, another “little-girl” imagined restraint so I couldn’t do “brain-buster”. Boy! Oh! Boy! It just gets harder and harder for an old man to have any “fun”! If “Mama” ain’t watching your every move (and, wandering eye), the kids are keeping tabs! Damn!

 So? We sure enough had us some grand ole times---always…Great! I enjoyed it; still do.

 When the old calendar signaled a closing of the swimming pool long about time of the slanting September-sun cooling day-by-day so you could actually feel the chill coming, the “kids” had to move the festivities indoors. So? The old “White Stallion” took up his outrageous rampage in the living room, bucking and snorting and rearing, tossing Becky onto the---sofa!

 Yeah! Sure! You can teach on old “horse” new tricks; you can’t keep an old “horse” down!

Ah! Cookie Jar “Buckeroo” Sweet Memories

Monday, February 27, 2017

Day 91 CJSM


Day 91

 

Candy’s graduation from Columbia High School-1966

 

Oh! Yeah! That’s my girl! I sat in the audience and watched Candice Leah graduate.

 Of course, she took more than a few of the honors; she already owned my admiration.

 Intelligence---Proven! Beauty…Obvious! Talent! Personality! Wit! Humor! Perfect!

 We sure enough had us some times, tame, intermediate and Wild, over this course of half a century. How can a guy 18 live so long? Luck-o-the-draw! My friend! Some are Blessed!

 I own no gold; own almost nothing; am 99% non-materialistic. Simple! Humble! Humorous!

 I enjoy the exercise of my wit (dim-wit; half-wit; nit-wit) as some have observed? But, never do I castigate others; the “fun” ends when anyone’s feelings are in jeopardy of being injured.

Such Neanderthal behavior smacks of “bullying”; my code-of-ethics forbids such conclusion.

 So? Lady Candice Leah graduated High School and we went to college together, often took the same classes, married and had a beautiful daughter followed by her clone six years later.

 Our pleasure-treasure of Beth and Becky! Our little clan was growing.

 Between these beauties we were further exceedingly  blessed with a cadre of Love!

Handsome Z. Tyler (if I ever grow-up (God forbid) I want to be just like him), Beauty Miss Lauren Victoria (my “little Professor”-mommy), Beautiful Miss Alexandria Elizabeth (my delightful “Lexli-Lu”---she plays chess quite well) and our Beautiful Anna Marie of sharp wit of horizon-vistas (our “Pistola-girl). Each exudes beauty, intelligence, talent, Christian-generosity.

As to my “non-materialistic” penchant? Well! These precious gems are my “value”-held!

 Upon me “metaphoric” golden crown is embedded seven sparkling jewels as named above.

This I treasure; this is my measure; our shared-lives together is, indeed, my pleasure Amen!

And, yeah! We made a Big deal out of one insignificant graduation (as judged by the world); “they” quite simply got it all wrong---again…and, seemingly, always!

Life is a “big” deal! If one’s eyes are open along with their heart and mind. Attitude wins every day, rain, shine or otherwise, when you determine outcome. Nobody rains on my parade!

 In humble Praise! Honor! Glory! I Thank God for these perfect-blessings! Amen!

 

Hope! Comfort! Inspiration!

Amen!

 

Ah! Cookie Jar “Faith! Family! Freedom! Sweet memories!

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Day 90 CJSM


Day 90

 

Watching “The Lone Ranger” with Bapa

 

Simple! It seems to always come down to that determination-conclusion. Hmm!

Yeah! Baby! I have a self-determined set of values which I demand adherence to by my behavior; it is as simple as choosing a diet. Right or wrong. Good or evil. Left or right, Black or white. Up or down. Reality is regardless of what anyone may choose to espouse, embrace or, even, acknowledge. Truth just happens to be “constant”, not subject to the winds-of-whim.

If one holds an opposing conclusion, that Truth is whatever I say it is becomes an evident lie.

Such il-logic conclusion belies “Truth” lessening any value to a hypocritical determination. Thus, no empirical “reality” is possible as the virtue can never be defined when opinion advises.

Maybe they are completely correct in a determination that I am, in fact, The Village Idiot.

Well! If so, my personal “Congratulations” to them; finally, they got something right! Voila!

I practice “simple” in my assessments, determinations, conclusions, values, virtues and life.

“Oh!” Comes the eternal protest, “I could never live like that! Oh! Dear!

My simple, truthful reply “I can’t live any other way! Thank you! For confirming humility.”

“Fear not! Follow me!” The condensation of the tome we call “The Bible”. Gee! Simple!

So? From where do these perceived obfuscations of The Village Idiot stem?

Well! Now! Just to be consistent, which Truth-defined is, these derivitives have to be Simple!

How about this: A loving Family! A solid foundation in Faith! A celebration of Freedom!

And, I did not have thousands of dollars of “zombie-inducing” toys growing up; I had something much better and utilitarian: An active imagination! One which I practiced perpetually. Simple! Hmm! I found Truth! Justice! The American Way! To stir the spirit and cleanse the soul.

Beginning to conclude that such determination is “insane”? Perhaps. The jury may be out?

But, mankind’s eternal search for an elusive “happiness”, seldom accomplished, questions it.

We did not have a T.V. until I was about ten years old, but, the neighbor did and the housekeeper there, an old maid with a gentle heart, Mary, took a liking to the little taw-headed boy from across the street and let me watch her employers set; she taught me to tell time, also.

I loved the evening news with John Cameron Swayze as he reported on the Korean War; I was five or six, then. Also, I found some “real” American heroes on that tiny black and white screen which drifted and blended into my psyche, permeating a developing reverence-kind soul and soaring a purposely wild-spirit. Fittingly for the rebel, rascal, rogue, recalcitrant, these larger-than-life heroes just had to be---(are you sure you’re ready for this?)...Fictitious!

The Lone Ranger!---Superman! The personification of: Truth! Justice! The American Way!

With their able association, we, served the people with perfect conclusion! Amen!

Hopefully, by design, I instilled these measure-treasures in my progeny---by…Example.

Sure, we watched The Lone Ranger and Superman episodes, together with commentary.

So? What do I “do”? Hmm! Well! I study and, hopefully, learn something new each day; with a “demented” humor, always making self the butt of the joke, I try to offer smiles to people; I continue to add to the 10,000-plus number of trees I have thus far planted; I practice generosity, make understanding of “right-value” a possible “virtue-practiced” with exemplar determination.

There is more, but, it seems evident that my heroes were “worthy” of my attention-emulation.

None of this is reflective of my being, rather it serves as a sacred accolade for toward others.

 

Ah! Cookie Jar “Simple” Sweet Memories!

Author’s Note

 

 

 

Day 90 concludes Book I of a series of four; tomorrow we begin the next episodes.

“Thank you!” Our family! For this Cookie Jar Sweet Memories delight! A “Great” gift!

We love each of you more than life. I pray this little tribute to you displays that love!

 

Thank you!

 

Love,

Nanny & Bapa---always, and…forever!

About the Author

 

 

 

 

Carl E. Schuler was born in Nashville, Tennessee, on January 2, 1947. At age nineteen he married his life-love, his soul mate, the beautiful, Lady Candice Leah, his Angel. Two daughters bless their lives: Catherine Elizabeth (Evans) and Rachel Rebecca (Baur). Beth is an attorney; Becky holds a Civil Engineering degree and is CEO of an internet company (padilly,com). Four perfect grandchildren have added infinite love to their family: “Handsome” Z. Tyler, 29; Lauren Victoria, the “Little Professor”, 15; Alexandria Elizabeth, “Lexli-Lu”, 13; and, Anna Marie, our blondie “Annie Rie”, also, 13. Zachariah and Lexi are siblings; Lauren and Anna are sisters. Each is saintly, following in their Nanny’s exemplar demeanor, emulating her elegant class.

Our “girls” are beautiful, talented, angelic, loving, as is our Z. Tyler-man. The young ladies are into horses displaying aptitude for equestrian events: dressage, stadium jumping, cross-country and fox hunting. Z. Tyler excels in sporting endeavors; each is an exemplar person. I am proud of them, blessed to know them, love each more than life. Thank You for them! Lord!

 

A quote from the author: “On a 1990 blizzard day west Kit Carson-way, I offered a hungry pilgrim all my spare change, about ten dollars. He was skeptical at my approach, reluctant to accept my charity. Upon reflection, I should have done better by giving him the new coat I had recently purchased; the old ragged blanket he carried was tattered and torn and terribly thin.”

 

All we have to offer is Good! toward one another

The very best we bestow is Love! to each other

 

Honest! Humble! Humor! All worthy intent sought

Offer miles of smiles with pointed-purpose thought

 

Live! Love! Laugh! Focus contemplate!

Vigilant be! Not one future be ever late!

 

Faith! Family! Freedom! Might just be all there really…is

In one eternal instant the only mercy judgment will be…His!

Amen!

 

Blessed are the meek! Indeed!

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Day 89 CJSM


Day 89

 

Traveling to Branson and

staying at the “Here ’Tis” Motel

 

 

We found delight and love in the “simple” things of live; Branson was one of those treasures.

I am not a big “amusement park” fan, but, Silver Dollar City at Branson, Missouri gave the kids a chance to taste a bit of the “culture” celebrated by “popular” America so we indulged.

I love the Ozarks-vista scenery; the “cave” at the amusement park is one of my favorite haunts.

Pretty simple fare for the “ultra”-sophisticated U.S. citizenry; but---that’s…me!

Somehow, on our first trek to Branson I stumbled on to a motel way out yonder to the opposite side of Silver Dollar City southwest of the town in a little wide spot in the road name of Kimberling City (getting pretty close to the Arkansas state line) with a motel named “Here ’Tis”.

The accommodation was in the country but did sport a swimming pool. We enjoyed our stay.

Doesn’t take much to entertain Simple-I; Just another day and irreverent-immature curiosity!

 

And, by George! Voila! Here Tis!’

 

Amen!

 

Ah! Cookie Jar “Here ’Tis” Sweet Memories!

Friday, February 24, 2017

Day 88 CJSM




Day 88

 

Mom---Sewing matching

Christmas and Easter dresses

 

Candy-girl! My Candy-girl!

Beauty! Intelligence! Personality! Talent! Compassion! Love! In a word: Perfection!

I often tell the story of my inattention. For twenty years I bragged on Lady Candice Leah for her “saint”-like persona; then, one day-of-enlightenment, reality struck me: She is an “angel”!

Candy sewed the girls matching “holiday” dresses, a new design for each occasion.

This “side”-issue she deftly managed while teaching full time, taking care of two little girls (and, an irreverent little boy), ran an immaculate household, taught Sunday School and managed to work side-by-side with me doing all sorts of chores on the farm. And, Brother! We played, too. Horseback riding, vacations, swimming, day trips---and…constant Event-Adventure Fun!

Lady Candice, the seamstress, made heads turn when the girls arrived at functions decked out in their latest “celebration” hand-made finery. Beautiful, like their mother, they make us proud.

 

Ah! Cookie Jar “talent-celebration” Sweet Memories!

 

Amen! Indeed!

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Day 87 CJSM


Day 87

 

Carl helping Alex clean his first deer---

The first cut is the most painful!

 

Oh! Yeah! The German “socialist” boy comes to America; my new son-in-law!

Well! I am a hunter, at the time of his first fall season in our fair land and the young man has a fascination with firearms. We went shooting a few times and subsequently took his dad with us when he visited here. What an enlightening experience (for them---and…me). How so? The encounter confirmed my hypothesis that people are basically the same, that is, they know right from wrong, good from evil and that “independence” is man’s destiny; they came to love America for the “equality” of individuals which we take for granted.

Sure, they love the Fatherland, it’s their home, as dear to them as my country is to me.

They, too, can celebrate my mantra: Faith! Family! Freedom! Enjoying the taste of “Liberty”.

German citizens can own guns and shoot, but they have to belong to a “gun” club to do so.

So? We bought son-in-law Alexander a 12-guage shotgun, deer slugs and orange vest and cap. And, I put him on a stand in the woods telling him I would come get him at noon for lunch.

There was a big ole buck in the area and I had spooked him late the day before; didn’t get a glimpse of him, but I did hear his massive hoof-beat betraying his huge bulk.

As I stepped into the forest around 11:30 of the second morning---Boom! The echo shook the fall silence about fifty yards ahead of me---Alex!

“Did you get it,” I yelled in the sudden stillness of the woods silenced by the shot.

“Yep!’ Came his deep-voiced reply, somewhat calm but with a tinge of excitement.

Laughing at his purposely restrained exhilaration (he is German, after all), I called out, “What is it?” I was hoping he had salted the tail of that big whitetail wraith I knew was about.

“A big buck!” Came the young man’s barely restrained exclamation!

Moving ahead, I found proud Alex standing over a huge 12-point buck deer!

I congratulated “Davy Crockette” and listened as he told me the entire tale from the early morn when I put him “on stand” until the shot. He was very excited; and, should have been.

Then, I began the distasteful task of field dressing the huge animal.

One of the first things to do is to “neuter” the carcass; reluctantly, I began, explaining to Alex so that he would learn and could do the next one.

As I made the “terrible” cut, I allowed, “I sure hate to do this to you, old boy.”

Alex, with sober pragmatism, said, deftly, “He doesn’t need it anymore.”

Wow! That---hurt!...Literally! Like I said previously: He is a pragmatic German!

So, I called him Davy Crockett and cousin Eric “Dan’l Boone” (he got a big buck, too). And, what about me on that hunt? Well! I cleaned two deer and got some needed exercise. Fantastic!

But, that hunt remains a top memory and loving experience in my treasure-repertoire.

 

Ah! Cookie Jar “eviscerated” Sweet Memory!


 

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Day 86 CJSM


Day 86

 

Beth’s yellow blanket (it’s in her cedar chest)

 

 

I reckon every kid has some “magic” safety-net to protect them from the monsters.

Maybe it’s just plain ole security; a perpetual “friend”? For Beth it was her “yellow blanket..

She absolutely “lived” with that soft-comfort; it was attached to her---eternally.

After years of service, and a few mis-steps along the way when the convenience was (Oh! God!) forgotten and left at home on a trip to Tennessee when she was three, the old fabric showed tattered and torn and terribly thin; still, she would not allow a new replacement, insisting that she carry the now “rag” around. Finally, she reluctantly gave it up as a perpetual adornment.

I even offered to buy a new one of the same color and have Mom sew the old one to it. Nope!

The subject of the “pleasure” came up over the years; I sometimes wondered what happened to that old friend. Turns out she solemnly “retired” it and now treasures it in her cedar chest.

Time passes. Space turns. Some things change. But---our saving Grace…Love endures!

Maybe the “Yellow blanket” is a relic “rag” today, but, it holds a dear treasure-measure for a fine lady who still loves the life she---and…it shared some years ago. Amen! I love it, too!

What sacred “treasures” have slipped your memory? Retrieve them and dust them off.

Enjoy the experience---again…cherish the love ever abandoned. It’s still an exquisite  treat.

 

Amen!

 

Ah! Cookie Jar Sweet “Saved”- Memories!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Day 85 CJSM


Day 85

 

Taking care of Alex and Bobi’s project

while they were playing in Germany.

Thanks for always having our backs.

 

Oh! Yeah1 I have bought and sold a fair share of real estate in my time; till entertain the thought, now and again. I got daughter Rachel involved on several deals; she liked the money.

We found an old story and a half in a small town and got it for a song; we began in earnest.

Becky is one hard worker and not afraid of any challenge; virtues in the ”flip”-business.

We worked on that project for a few months; then, Becky left for Germany abandoning me.

I slogged on and eventually finished the task and sold the property; I sent her the profit.

So? What do I do? Hmm! Well! I take care of people: loved ones, family, friends, strangers.

 

And the meek shall inherit the earth…(Beatitudes)

 

My thoughtful and humorous codicil to that determination:

They’ll have to “inherit” it, they can’t afford to buy it!

Amen!

 

 
Ah! Cookie Jar “House flipping” Sweet Memories!

Monday, February 20, 2017

A Young-Lady & her Beau-Steed plus; Day 84 CJSM

 
A loving tribute to "the girls for their talent, inspiration
and pleasurable entertainment and a personal "Thank you!
Ladies!" for sharing your talent and love of the equestrian.

To:

Beth, Becky, Lauren, Anna Marie, Lexi,
Michelle, Lei, Carrie, Hanna, McKenzie,
Margo, Ashley and Miss "Cat". You go girls!




A Young-Lady & her  Beau-Steed
(You all could ride the wind if someone would just saddle it)
 
White cloud-fleece caress cerulean sky as talent-young-lady prides
Smile beauty-innocent greets “Hi! Beau horse!” forward she strides
 
 
Bits of peppermint sweet-treats soft-hands to gentle rub him down
Big-Boy nuzzles-soft her loveliness displaying mutual-love bound
 
Anxious for a new adventure each dutiful to assigned roles participates
A thorough-brush, hoof-check as waiting pleasure-amplified anticipates
 
Miss not a subtle stable-delicacy: tack room leather, hay loft aromas-fine
Pad-saddle-girth, not too tight; slip on bridle-bit to initiate “fun” –design
 
Slow-lead enough the cayuse to relax tense massive-muscles tight
Check bridle-fit, tighten the girth, prepare to mount, smile bright
 
Walk horse-flesh friend around the ring, bring him to slow trot
Down to calm walk go canter then check what might be forgot
 
Corkscrew dust-tendrils mini-swirl rise wind-churned hoof-falls
Soft-whispered “whinny-neigh” tacked-mounted trusty steed calls
 
Concentration: seat-balance upright, heels down eyes forward total proud
Knee-high black boots, jodhpurs, crisp blouse, coat-fitted, helmet allowed
 
Gently-gathered leather reins collect equine-charge master-magnificent
“Sweet wind blows between pert ears” Bedouin-nomad metaphor-ascent
 
Pleasure-time initial spent in the arena refines kindred-spirit friend-bond
As karma-harmony evolves any resistance dissolves in true Love!-found
 
Across the meadow-green flies flashing steed, one with hair-blazing girl
Nature-personified beauty-harmony soft-gentle intertwined Love!-swirl
 
No rail-challenge to tall for wing-ed Unicorn with she astride to fly
I am woman! To tame a “curiosity”-universe just beyond eternal sky
 
Then, when too soon, a relentless sun-trek again traversed its celestial realm
Long-shadows soften eve purple-pride ride home with beauty at yon helm
 
Return sojourn to cool the steed as our young lady gives soft neck a pat
Each finds adventure-life grand if one true allows: Love! is where it’s at
 
May thee be satiated with Life---through…Love!
To miss any instant be sin against Master above
 
Amen!
 
 
 
Plus:
 
 
 


Day 84
 
Dad’s poems
 
Surprised they even noticed my space-time
Only a six year old always thinks in rhyme
 
Pleasant-life soft ebb and flow satiates me spirit
Faith! Family! Freedom! My love always near it
 
Welcome! Join me on this awesome journey-wild
Hold tight! Imagine time spent with an irreverent child
 
Rainbows! Flutter-bys! Unicorns! Oh! Fantasy-friends!?
My leave to Liberty dares beget “high”-Freedom sends
 
Sometimes an occasional love-point teasing-stinging barb-jab
Outrageous vocabulary obfuscates? Perhaps a dictionary-rehab
 
Words printed black-style on white within a thought they start
“Inspired”? Hmm! Every issue born of a most generous heart
 
And, on occasion to express true love, a personal name-note
Or, subtle-read between the lines discover what I really wrote
 
Sweet fragrance flows from sacred adventure-lived event
“A rose by any other name…” simply embrace the sentiment
 
So, onward again as yet another dawn has graced space-time
Weather-be what weather-is and I’ll design golden-sunshine
 
For might He assign rain Thankful I’ll be with a lively hop
Sing-loud a tune as a-purpose I dance between cool raindrops
 
Get aboard me train adventure-bound, it’s no charade
Vacate the tracks, none has leave rain on me parade
 
Live! Love! Laugh! Focus contemplate!
Vigilant be! Not one future be ever-late!
 
Faith! Family! Freedom! Might just be all there really---Is!
In one eternal instant the only mercy-blessing will be…His!
 
Amen!