“Juvenile”-humor!?
(Sugar-laced simple
fun for laughter)
(A math problem or some serious mental issues?):
How much wood
would a wood chuck chuck
If a wood chuck
would chuck wood? (the
author)
(How can this be
funny? So near Father’s Day, too!):
Teacher: If I
gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar,
How many dollars
would you have?
Nervous student:
Uh…Um… (Smiling proudly): One dollar!
Disappointed
teacher: Jimmy! You don’t know your math!
Student: You
don’t know my father!
(the Three Stooges)
(Free drinks?):
“I’d rather have
a free bottle in front of me than a
free frontal
lobotomy!” (Tom
Wait)
(Dentist humor?
Thirty white
horses on a red hill,
Now they go, now
they go, now they stand still.
What are they? (Answer: Teeth!)
(Paraprosdokians!)
When I was sick,
a lot of people prayed really hard;
but, I lived
anyway!
Mother to child:
If you go swimming and drown, I’ll kill you!
If you break
your leg, don’t come running to me!
Mother yelling
for lost child: Johnny!? Where are you?
(Shaking her
head): Just like your father, wherever he is!
I meant: Do as I
say, not as I do!
My neighbor’s
wife surprised him at the door at three a.m. wearing
a sexy, skimpy
nighty---she was just coming home! (Rodney Dangerfield)
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