Monday, July 27, 2015

Laughter is good for the spirit, too

 
“Juvenile”-humor!?
(Sugar-laced simple fun for laughter)
 
 
(A math problem or some serious mental issues?):
 
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck
If a wood chuck would chuck wood? (the author)
 
 
(How can this be funny? So near Father’s Day, too!):
 
Teacher: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar,
How many dollars would you have?
Nervous student: Uh…Um… (Smiling proudly): One dollar!
Disappointed teacher: Jimmy! You don’t know your math!
Student: You don’t know my father! (the Three Stooges)
 
 
(Free drinks?):
 
“I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a
free frontal lobotomy!” (Tom Wait)
 
 
(Dentist humor?
 
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
Now they go, now they go, now they stand still.
What are they? (Answer: Teeth!)
 
 
(Paraprosdokians!)
 
When I was sick, a lot of people prayed really hard;
but, I lived anyway!
 
Mother to child: If you go swimming and drown, I’ll kill you!
 
If you break your leg, don’t come running to me!
 
Mother yelling for lost child: Johnny!? Where are you?
(Shaking her head): Just like your father, wherever he is!
 
I meant: Do as I say, not as I do!
 
My neighbor’s wife surprised him at the door at three a.m. wearing
a sexy, skimpy nighty---she was just coming home! (Rodney Dangerfield)


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