Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
March 17, 2015
Lucky Limericks
Knock!
Knock!
500 miles to cast me shadow on
her castle door-a
To court lassie pert-Peggy, “Shore
and Begorrah!”
Disappointed! Learn that me
maiden’s gone
Holiday in Dublin with her Irish
lover Sean
’Tis okay. I’ll kiss her pretty
younger sister Nora
Free
bottle!?
Ambition! Drink the ole Irish
whiskey sea dry
Of course, I’ll not make it, but
I’ll college-try
I’d rather have a free bottle in
front of me
Than W. C. Fields’ free frontal
lobotomy
Probably had enough when I agree
pigs can fly
Irish
Kiss
A “Lucky clover”-find to embrace an Irish-Miss
Better fortune yet to a fetching
lassie Irish-kiss
Potato whiskey toast: Bless the
Emerald Isle!
Drinks on the ‘Pot of Gold” Leprechaun-style
Celebrate yon green of good St.
Patrick’s Irish-bliss
Irish
“See”
There once was a man left ole
McKendree
Who traveled afar cross a bright
emerald sea
To avoid an errant lorry he
jumped in a ditch
Then rescued was he by a wee
Irish witch
Returning home smiling, he said,
Tis with her I would rather be!
Irish Dance
Fiddle for me, Bonnie Love, a rousing emotional
Irish violin tune
Smile sweetly whilst soft take me hand; cherry lips I
promise kiss soon
Sail deep blue-green sea before white billowed
canvass afore time is done
Dare traverse I, gleaming sky-castle just west of
bright high noon day sun
Fly unicorn fantasy south on wild-wind ore’
alabaster orb of pale full moon
“Thunder”
George
(1968-2014)
Sweet heart-chord melody
tender-touching Irish folk-song
Reminder true of a single human
brotherhood we each belong
Experienced not the pleasure to
greet George “Celtic” in me time
Yet, kindred-spirit caressed me
heart-chord with clear loving chime
Away he sailed to live in me
spirit-soul real men love-lament forlorn
English
Row Boat “Oars”?
(An obfuscated confused colloquialism?)
“Let’s go boating!” the Yank to the Limey said
“I’ve got a rowboat, you bring two oars,” he plead
“A fun afternoon in the sun on the water, instead”
The English proudly partake proper tea and crumpets
Second choice they indulge in tasty, saucy hot
strumpets
Percy brought “oars”: a big bombshell buxom blonde
and a frisky, fiery, foxy, Irish randy red head
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