"They're out to get-me!?"

 “They are out to get me…!?” Funny!? Hmm!

 

Child-proof caps!? Items on the top-top shelf!? Password changes!?

 

Okay! I get it! They are out to get me! But---potato chips!…C’mon!

 

Yeah! I’m 7-1/2 decades! Wow! “Simple & humble!” You bet!

 

The “Geeks” from high school who couldn’t play sports and were

scared of girls are “getting even”!? Straight “A” geeks run everything!?

 

They make my life “chaos”! On purpose! Damn! Geeks! Hmm!?

 

So? On my computer, “they” change “my” password! I’ll guess at it!?

 

Everything is difficult to open. Soda! Snacks! Rx! Doors! Ugh!

 

Phones are so sophisticated that I can’t decipher their use! Hmm!

 

Passwords on my computer change absent my consent or okay!

 

So? We have Lady Candy’s Birthday and Mother’s Day celebration

with a fine spread of food for the family. Perfect! I thought!?

 

Next day, I try to open a bag of potato chips left over from the party.

 

I struggle for 5 minutes; the top is twisted and contorted and refuses to yield.

 

Finally, I get it open enough to grab a few chips; I’m exhausted! Hmm!?

 

Later, I relate the incident to my mate. She laughs at my lament! Wow!

She had opened 2 bags for the party refilling one bag with leftover chips.

So? It wouldn’t close! She folded it tightly and stapled it shut!!! Hmm!

 

Now?---I’m old! Confused! Not hip! Nor Cool!...But, really?

My wife has joined the tormentors to exacerbate my dilemma!?

 

Her? I’ll forgive! (Just an innocent accident!?)

 

But---the mischievous Geeks?...Better Hope & Pray I never catch you!

 

Those chips sure were really extra-good! I worked up an appetite! I reckon!?

 

I call the modern exercise (S-I)!---Sophisticated idiocy!...Lord! Deliver me!

 

Amen!