Happy Memorial Day! (Ah! Boats! Reckon I sure enough wish I had one!?))

 

 

 

 

Cap’n “Krazy”- Kyle!

(a sailing-fantasy  limerick-salute!)

 

 

Sailing! Sailing! In Kyle’s boat over the bounding Maine

Cap’n’s neighbor skiing on concrete? Carlos must be insane!

Me Lime-y accent said “Bring a couple of ‘oars’! We’re set!”

Cap’n “Krazy”-Kyle brought a Blonde! Redhead! And, a Brunette!

Think these gals might just “row” us all the way to Spain?

 

Starboard! Port! Bow! Stern! For’ard!  (Hmm! Nice-“aft”!)

 

Said he needed an anchor---invited me…”No! Thanks!-No-gills!”

 

Wishing Cap’n-Kyle smooth-sailing with a bevy

of color bikini-clad “mates”! Ship-Ahoy!-Mate-y!

 

And---me? At home…with 22-tubes of suntan lotion!?

(Well---they were “on-sale”…can’t pass up a bargain!? You just  never know!?)

 

 

Lovely-Lady Candice Leah admonished:

You better not look at those bikini-girls; you’ll go blind!

 

“Quick-wit!?” (Proving I’m a “half-wit, dim-wit, nit-wit”) and

covering one portal, I considered: Think I’ll risk one orb!

 

“Beach” me one of those---Red! White! & Blue!...I’m feeling: Patriotic!

 

Ah! “Lucky” Cap’n Kyle!

 

Yeah!---Actually…I am thinking about a boat (or,the appealing-benefits!)

 

Happy Memorial Day! (2018)