Ah!---Those-"dogs"!..."What?"-a-life!

Yeah!---It’s a “dog’s”-life!?...Really!

(a fiction humor-“tail”---names have been purposely-changed…to protect…”me”!)

 

(Disclaimer---Please understand (before PETA-types begin a “male?”

letter-writing “hate”-campaign against an-“innocent?”), I do Love

members of the animal-kingdom! We just got a new 10-week old

kitten 7-days ago, today; I had myriad “pets” as a kid and our girls

have enjoyed horses, dogs, cats, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and more!

This account is pure-fiction written “tongue-in-cheek” for “humor”-sake!)

 

A-dog’s-life!---Wow!...I’m “all-in” for some of that-action! Umm-hmm!

(actually, this happened to ole---uh!?...Billy-Bob! (Yeah! That’ll-work!?)

 

Ole-Billy and his 8^th-wife, Charlene, (I-think that’s this one’s name!?)

went to visit her sick-aunt; B-B says the aunt got a flu-shot even after

he had advised against that-insanity on their last monthly-visit. Hmm!

 

In the course of the conversation, Charlene bragged on their new-kitten!

 

Aunt-“Bessie” said that her son, “Jerry” and his wife “Betty-Lou”

 have a dog name-of-“Shelby” (I use the K-9’s real mane; so he won’t bite-me!?).

 

Betty-Lou, according to Charlene’s Aunt-Bessie, told her husband, Jerry,

(in-confidence) “My girl-friends have “dogs”---but…”Shelby” is not a-dog!”

Aunt-Bessie said precious-Shelby was pampered wearing a turquoise with

rhinestones-choker (a-least, that’s what she told-Jerry!?),  even getting it’s nails-done.

 

Well! Billy-Bob can be long-on-words---short-on-brains…”Rude & Crude!”

 

So---B-B interrupts speaking to Charlene’s-aunt…”Tell Betty-Lou when ole

Shelby-dies not to get another-one!...I’m movin’-in!...Ain’t never had a manicure!”

 

(Yeah! He’s an-idiot of the 1^st-degree!---Good-at-it! Too!...He-Practices! Too-much!)

 

Now, I ain’t commentin’ on Betty-Lou---“I” don’t-look…B-B says she’s “Hot!”

Problem is---Charlene knows what Billy-Bob thinks-of Betty-Lou…His-fault!

 

They got into this “BIG”-argument on the way home about B-B loving Betty-Lou

and actually making a public-announcement about moving-in with her!? What!?

(Now---as-stated, “I-love-pets!”…but…”I am a one-woman-man!”---(What-a save!)…Amen!)

 

When ole Billy-Bob and #8-Charlene (or whatever her-name-is?) got-home,

Charlene called the “nail”-guy making an appointment for ole Billy-Bob! He

smiled---he never had a “manicure” before…Charlene smiled, too! Saying,

“B-B! You’re gonna love the “dog’s”-life! The vet is gonna “nail”-you! But---Good!”

Amen!