Monday, May 6, 2019

Oh! Dear!---Ole Billy-Bob!...Reckon-so!

 
Billy-Bob!---Hmm!...Oh! Well!
 
My 91-year old mother gets easily upset with her
eldest weird-son's wild sense-of-humor; that'd be---me!
 
So? In the telling of myriad-stories usually laced with a
fair-amount of humor (some purposely-pointed), I tend to 
employ a fantasy-friend I call "Billy-Bob". Well! Okay! 
 
(Mom always loved brother-John more anyway! So? C'est la vie!)
 
Anyway---I allowed that ole Billy-Bob married his "fantasy-dream"...
now, he is living in deep-heated Hell with his..."reality-nightmare"!
 
I find it "helpful" to have a friend like Billy-Bob; kind-a makes
the likes of this Rebel! Rascal! Rogue! Rapscallion! Seem---Normal!?…
well!?…"almost"!? Never a cop around when you need-one! Hmm!
 
Oops!---Gott-a go!...I think that must be ole Billy-Bob calling (collect?)!
 
Wonder?---if I'm "lucky"...what jail we'll end up in tonight?
 
Oh! Yeah!---for Mom?...Happy-Mother's Day! Mom
(Yeah! I know I'm a little-early---but...what the heck!)
 
"Love-you! Mom!---Really!...Honest!)
 
Amen!

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