Freedom!?---Freedom!?...Really!?
We all know what happens when "cole-slaw" goes bad in the fridge!
Wow!---Terrible "smell"!...adversely-affects all the other "good"-food!
Anything can---and, will..."go-bad" ...given any opportunity!? Hmm!
Well!? Really-now? Gold! Silver! Money! Don't ever "go-bad"!?
Of course, sometimes those "things" lead "men" astray---
So!?...Oh! Hell! Let's just blame the "object"...not "man"!
Oh! I know how evil-"guns" go-bad. Man! Do I ever really know!
Why!? Just today. I came home and the safe which houses my "evil"
weaponry had been "jimmied"---from the inside!...what-a shock!
I never considered that my "guns" would "go-bad"!---Break-out!(from
the inside)...go down to the City-Hall and shoot-up "cole-slaw"! ? Wow!
Course! I reckon it's really that old-safe's fault; can't be mine!
No-way! I'm a "good"-person! Guns are intrinsically-evil.
Just can't trust anything! Any-more! (If-ever!) Damn! Evil-safe!?
Is nothing "sacred"? Gold! Silver! Money! Guns! Cole-slaw!?
So? Let's get rid of the 2nd-Amendment!---All-Freedom! Everything
is "bad"! (save-criminals!)...Begin with the 1st-Amendment! Oh! Yeah!
In fact, since everything is ultimately-"evil", let's legalize everything!
No-more -"evil" -sin -criminals! Wow! Success! Nirvana! Good-grief!
Ban! -Guns! Amendments! Safes! Gold! Silver! Money! "Cole-slaw!"
And, Religion! Education! Marriage! Children! What-a -delicious-world!?
And---Y'all!...can sure-enough have it all! Enjoy! I'll be "seeing"-you!
Amen!
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