Politico Musings!?
(now---that’s a
…real debate)
Trump:
I’ll release my tax returns when you release your 33 thousand e-mails.
Clinton:
You’ll never release your tax
returns.
Trump:
I sent them to you in an “e-mail”---Oh! No!...You didn’t? Ugh!
Clinton:
You called women “Piggy” and “Ugly” and “Fat”; show a little respect.
Trump:
What did Colin Powell e-mail about your husband,
Madam Secretary?
Clinton:
My husband is a former President, a
“gentleman” and a Rhodes scholar.
Trump:
Hil-babe! I know Bill Clinton! We partied together. And---I am…NO! Bill Clinton!
Clinton:
You got a $14 million paternal loan…
Trump
(interrupting): I got a “small” loan and turned it into $12 Billion!
Clinton:
Eventually, my foundation will steal more than that paltry amount.
Trump:
What size “orange” prison suit do you take? Madame Secretary!
Clinton:
I am strong on defense; I voted for the
Iraq war; I’ll protect America!
Trump:
Let’s ask Vince Foster, JFK, Jr. and Chris Wilson. Oh? Maybe their survivors!?
Clinton:
My aids and cronies are professional,
above reproach.
Trump:
Your minions are future “inmates”---on
vacation…but, I’m not President!---Yet!
Clinton:
Jobs! Health care! Immigration! Terrorism! (screaming) It’s all George Bush’s fault!
Trump:
Vote for Hil-babe, vote for “O”-Man. Vote for me, vote for “Make America
Great!”
“You”
decide;
and---you…will! November 8
That
poll---will…count!
Truly!
(The above is:
Food for thought; humor on the forthcoming election)
(Some editorial
“license” has been exercised in this “opinion” piece)
Cheers! (And, Don’t
forget to vote!)
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