Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Political Humor? Hmmm!



Politico Musings!?

(now---that’s a …real debate)

 

 

Trump: I’ll release my tax returns when you release your 33 thousand e-mails.

 

Clinton: You’ll never release your tax returns.

 

Trump: I sent them to you in an “e-mail”---Oh! No!...You didn’t? Ugh!

 

Clinton: You called women “Piggy” and “Ugly” and “Fat”; show a little respect.

 

Trump: What did Colin Powell e-mail about your husband, Madam Secretary?

 

Clinton: My husband is a former President, a “gentleman” and a Rhodes scholar.

 

Trump: Hil-babe! I know Bill Clinton! We partied together. And---I am…NO! Bill Clinton!

 

Clinton: You got a $14 million paternal loan…

 

Trump (interrupting): I got a “small” loan and turned it into $12 Billion!

 

Clinton: Eventually, my foundation will steal more than that paltry amount.

 

Trump: What size “orange” prison suit do you take? Madame Secretary!

 

Clinton: I am strong on defense; I voted for the Iraq war; I’ll protect America!

 

Trump: Let’s ask Vince Foster, JFK, Jr. and Chris Wilson. Oh? Maybe their survivors!?

 

Clinton: My aids and cronies are professional, above reproach.

 

Trump: Your minions are future “inmates”---on vacation…but, I’m not President!---Yet!

 

Clinton: Jobs! Health care! Immigration! Terrorism! (screaming) It’s all George Bush’s fault!

 

Trump: Vote for Hil-babe, vote for “O”-Man. Vote for me, vote for “Make America Great!”

 

“You” decide; and---you…will! November 8

That poll---will…count! Truly!

 

(The above is: Food for thought; humor on the forthcoming election)

 

(Some editorial “license” has been exercised in this “opinion” piece)

 

Cheers! (And, Don’t forget to vote!)

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