Friday, October 30, 2020

"Boo!!!" Happy haloween!

Gramps & the Kid “Trick-or-treat!?”

(a paraprosdokian (surprise-ending))

Ghosts! Goblins! Wild Ghouls run-rampant Halloween-night

Escort-Gramps leads little-Jimmy through a perilous-fright

To innocent-eyes a yellow full moon highlights skeleton-trees

A young-girl’s forlorn scream causes hot, red-blood to freeze

Hand-in-hand secure against evil-demons the pair advance

Dare step upon yon porch to beg a charity-candy chance?

With trepidation-fear creaks wide the door cavernous dark-black

A wrinkled-witchlike bony-hand deposits goodies in his held sack

A shy-smile parts his lips, “Gee! That wasn’t just too bad!”

Eager, now, to advance, catch-up with other lasses and lads

Braver still with each passing “Trick or treat!” easy-conquest

His “Sweetness-bag” filling fast, “Wow! This is the very best!”

“Why did I fear the night? Must have entertained ‘Insane!’”

Nothing at all to scare; old Gramps carries his stout-cane

And, really! Those evil spirit-demon-wraiths myriad-abound

Just kiddos masquerading-fun for sweet-candy treats-around

Uh! Oh! Fanged-Dracula slurped blood from monster-Frankenstein

Thought I saw a wicked-witch broom-riding tease a wolf-man kind

Just when it all seemed going-good mean-clouds shrouded yon bright-moon

Now, candy-treats taste not so sweet! Was that noise made by an evil-goon?

Settle-down! It’s all just some silly game! I hope! I pray!

Something grabbed my pants-leg! “Devil! Let go!” I say

I truly want to run and flee but my crazy-legs refuse to cooperate

“Please! Dear God! Forgive all my sins! Surely I’m not too late?”

Embarrassed that my partner seems fine, collected, calm, quite-cool

If I stop shaking, perhaps, he’ll not think me be such a chicken-fool

Always ever-patient, lovingly, he looks at me; my champion-of-all-champs

“It’s alright! Nothing to fear! Don’t be afraid! I will protect you---Gramps!”

Happy Halloween! “Boo!”

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