50-year
Reunion!? Hmm!?
Friend Billy-Bob
engaged in the mis-adventure of
attending
his
class-reunion celebrating 50!-years of “success”. Ole
Billy-Bob said
the attendees were absolutely astounded when
he showed up
with a “Hottie” 30-years his junior; only 10-years
previously, he
had come to the soiree with “Charlene”, his 8th
mate. When
queries came as to where the “gal” was, Billy-boy
simply explained
that she had “passed”---unexpectedly…amazingly,
under
“questionable”- circumstances (just like all
6 of the others).
Said the
“authorities” tried to make a “big”-deal out of the “situation”
but fell short
of inciting “B-B” yet once Again! Lucky! I reckon!
Billy-Bob
allowed that all the players had made the gala event:
Charlie arrived
in his chauffeur-driven limo; bragged (again)
about his “trophies”
and his net-asset wealth of $10-million!
Bar-fly Raymond
absently mentioned that Charlie’s father had
Bequeathed his
reprobate son $20-million five years earlier! Last
they saw of ole
Ray that night was his ejection from the “Grand-ball”!
But, the real
high-flyer was “Royal-elite” Edmund! Yes! Sir! He
Bragged that his
daddy gave him a set of golf-clubs
when he graduated
from college---Yep!...North-county Country Club &
South-county, too!
(Reckon, sure
enough, some people really know “how” to live!?)
Long about
mid-night, Tammy-Lynn made an appearance; looked “Good”!
Of course, ole
Billy-boy had drunk the bar dry by then---so?...who knows!
Anyway, Billy
allows that he stole the show (I believe that). Seems he
Soon tired of
the bragging contest (not to mention the “free” booze had
dried-up) so he
took center-stage climbing onto a table still being utilized
by several of
the “hangers-on” where he kicked away plates, silverware
and crystal
glasses containing “bubbly”. Getting their undivided attention
of the assemblage,
he proceeded to tell the crowd about his “fame”!?
“Done!?---absolutely
nothing!...worthwhile! I sure enough reckon! Been
in all 50 states
and set foot on several continents; spent some “valued”-time
in some mighty
fine accommodations you all might call “jails”. Ain’t got
no millions (save,
maybe in debts)---but…I got me a memory none of
you all can
beat! I seen a winged-eagle in flight---from…above!”
May your troubles
be absent---your life be Love!...your universe eternal!
I’ll take: Rainbows! Butterflies! And, silver-Unicorns! Forever! Amen!
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