Friday, September 25, 2015

Elusive lottery

 
Greed &Fear!
 
Transgression confession: I bought a lottery ticket, tonight!
 
A conscious choice between Grace and sin; good and evil.
Yeah! I am weak; a sinner. Greedy. Trying to capitalize;
get something of great value for a measly dollar! Oh! Sin!
 
My late friend Michael who passed just over three years ago had
this discussion with me when I made the above confession to him.
This dear confidant was a bible theologian sporting an IQ above 200.
Not that he ever admitted his genius, but, such was patently obvious.
 
Michael answered my contrite confession to gambling-“sin”,
buying lottery chances in hopes of a big windfall at the cheap
wager of mere pennies, by quoting a bible verse paraphrased:
Riches of the wicked are stored up for the righteous!
 
Well! That seemed to absolve my purposeful, and continuing, “sin”.
 
I still think the jury is “out” on the truth of that issue; but, I do
believe in: Confession! Redemption! Absolution! Salvation!
(Maybe I am simply just another opportunistic Christian!?)
 
There seems to be only two issues with the evil-elusive “lottery”:
1)    Winning huge amounts of money often ruins a victor’s life; and,
2)    I can’t get the magic numbers on a single ticket to be a winner!
 
The second issue, I’ll soon (I hope!) remedy with a huge win!
 
The first? Winning quickly begets awesome Fear!
The winner has to go out and get a whole cadre of new friends
because all the old ones now hate this new “rich” turkey (except the
ones he gave a few bucks to and soon they’ll decide he’s cheap since
he did not give them an amount they deserved so they’ll hate him, too).
This treatment by his dear “friends” will cause guilt---He’s undeserving!
Fear quickly takes control; the winnings are actually too much!
Nobody needs that much money! Especially this winner! Me!?
It’s just so obscene; you can’t even spend it all! Oh! My God!
 
The result: Broke! Detested! Unhappy! Divorced! Miserable!
 
Not me! I’m different! I’m not afraid! No fear!
Just give me those magic numbers: I’ll prove it! I will!
(When I do win, you might just get a postcard from somewhere real nice!)
Amen!


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