Happy Birthday! "King" Rupert! Yea! celebrate!

 Happy 85^th Birthday! “King” Rupert!

(a Loving limerick honoring the “rightful-True” King! Yea! August 15, 2024)

 

Rupert the True “King-of-Royalty”!

 

I once knew a “Prince” born Royal in the Fatherland

Clandestine-switched at birth by an evil-demon band

No value denying that he really is “Rupert-the-King”

With Lovely-Lady Queen Herta a love-song they sing

A 1^st Class-act who lives better than what had been planned

 

Amen!

 
Once upon a time in ole Germany, our Fatherland, a Royal Prince was born who was then “cheated” out of his birthright by a surreptitious evil-demon band of n’er-do’wells who abducted the newborn-infant and switched him with a “choosing” of their own to be the “Royal”-child.
But---the “rightful” King refused to be denied…a Gentleman-of-Peace, he did not complain.
Forever after, though, “King” Rupert proclaimed his rightful Royalty letting any and all with whom he came into contact know that he was of Royal-blood and had been “switched-at-birth”!
As a young man, “King” Rupert displayed his “knack” at proclaiming Royal-decrees.
“King” Rupert and his cousin were playing tennis when they spotted two comely fraulines on the court in their cute little outfits. Well! “King” Rupert recognized an “opportunity” when one came knocking and immediately issue his first “Royal” fiat.
“I’ll take the ‘pretty’ one!” “King” Rupert declared to his subordinate kin.
However, since the maidens were sisters, each was Gorgeous-Beautiful! Cousin, agreed.
So began the saga of Royal “King” Rupert and his Lovely-Lady Queen Herta! Amen!
But, that is just the beginning of this most Fabulous and exciting adventure-tale.
The “Royal” couple produced two sons, Michael and Alexander, two handsome siblings.
The latter married a Beautiful American-gal and the couple presented the families with two Gorgeous young ladies, Lauren Victoria and Anna Marie. Each share their parents’ high intelligence and exemplify the dignity obvious to those of “exceptional” Royal-blood breeding.
All the progeny of “King” Rupert and Lovely-Lady Herta honor their Royal heritage with both natural-Grace and acclaimed-successes. One even reached “General” Benjamin army status!
 

Congratulations! To all! On an exemplar job-well-done!

 

And---they lived happily…ever after! Amen!

 

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Happy 85^th Birthday! “King” Rupert! We wish you many, many more “King” celebrations!

 

Amen!

 

Your admiring American “relatives, Lovely-Lady Candice Leah & Carl     S-A-L-U-T-E!!!