"Tempted" Nun!?

 

“Tempted”-Nun! Curious-fun!

(a naughty-limerick “Blue”-ribbon “pun”!)

 

I once knew from ye ole pub a shortcut to home-trace

Sorry! I fell asleep standing-up by the fence on me-face

A curious nun “kilt-peeked” deciding it needed a bonnet

So she sweetly tied a blue-ribbon bow right there upon-it

Don’t know where ye been! So Proud! Ye won 1^st place!

 

Amen!