Water! Water! Everywhere! Really!? Hmm!? (Rain!?)

 We’re drowning!? Hmm!?

 

OMG!---We’re all drowning!...Uh! That is: only evil U.S. citizens! Hmm!

 

“Just ‘What’ in hell are you talking about now?” You sound doubtful!?

 

Well! My “puter(?)” gives me a plethora of unwanted information(?).

It is stated in such terms as to self-authenticate its factual-accuracy.(?)

 

Open the ‘puter one fine day to find: “Ocean rising .4”/year!” Uh! Oh!

 

OMG! (again)!---We’re all gonna drown!...But?...Wait 1-minute! Hmm!

 

So?---.4”/year!?---10 years = 4”!...BUT…Only on the U.S. Atlantic-coast!?

 

Gee! Does this mean Mother Nature really only despises the U.S. evil people?

 

I thought water “seeks its own level”!? When it rises---it rises…universally!

Hmm!?---Wrong! Again!...Just imagine that! (I should-a known!?) Hmm!

 

Well! (Just to humor the un-talented “jokesters” let’s consider!?) Hmm!

 

Obviously---if the Atlantic is rising(?)…It rises “everywhere”!

 

True! Or Un-true!---Rising or not?...Why? Only on the U.S. coast???

 

From the “woke-joke” point-of view---Evil!...Filthy-pig Americans caused it!?

 

Let’s say---“They’re absolutely Right!”…What(?) Do we do??? Hmm!?

 

Gee!---Let’s solve the “problem(?)”…What? How? We can’t! We’re doomed!?

 

Too much water?---Tell it to the farmer in drought!...Let’s utilize the excess!

 

Saudi Arabia has been desalinating salt-water for over 100 years! Can we? Yes!

An entire “desert”-country waters a nation and people with desalinated-water!

 

Let’s try---TRUTH!...Excess water IS a “blessing”! Let’s accept and use it!

 

If we do so?---Then the faux “woke-joke”-narrative…will be: OMG! NO! Water!

 

Instead of evil focused-“Hate”!---Let’s try…calm-reason and Love! Truth!

 

Amen!