Happy Birthday! Elaine! & "Home" humor (?)

 Happy Birthday! Miss Elaine! Yea!

(December 20, 2022)

 

“When the Saints…” Indeed! Count Thee servant-Elaine!

Humble in expression of Faith-Deity belief soft-refrain!

 

Faith! Family! & Freedom! A Virtue/Value worthy mantra

In a faux-material world ’tis Christian to be a-purpose contra

 

An earthly reward might just be our “example” emulated

Soul-white! Spirit-bright! Level-of-development simulated

 

Love! Forever in her heart Christian-exemplar to one and all

Always a sincere comfort-smile with kind-words pleasing-call

 

Happy Birthday! Lady Elaine! Your kindness is appreciated

“Time!” Be thy forte! “Thank you!” Warm-heart-contemplated!

 

With all that kindness cadence-rhyme for you now said

I dare not forget your best-“part”---Good ole…Fred!

 

Happy Birthday!

Amen!

And---irreverent...Christmas-humor(?)

’Twas 8 p.m. down at the “home”…!

 

Ah! Christmas! Kind-a brings a tear to the eye!

If it doesn’t make you laugh, surely you’ll cry!

 

”Twas 8 p.m. at the home with all old seniors in bed

Not a creature was stirring save Houdini Ole-Fred

 

Silent-slipped away in the night quiet absent-clatter

Off for another Hottie-Granny “Free” meal platter

 

An older Hottie-nurse caught him but didn’t raise any alarm

It’s payday! She bought him breakfast so what’s the harm?

 

Fred tells ’em he owns Pana and “5” neighboring-states

His Good-looks and Bill Clinton-charm get him Hot-dates

 

He’s got a life-size Trump cut-out on display in his man cave

I love Trump, too! Hot-Melania! It’s her “blow-up” I’ll save

 

Warning! To older-Gents! Blowing-up Melania to make her extra-distended

I assure that it’s worth it but might tax your endurance and leave you winded

 

“Chuck! Oh! Chuck!” I called repeatedly to my Christian-friend

“He’s got his hearing-aid in the wrong ear!” Wife-Sharon defends!

 

“Huh?” Chuck replied, confused. “All your relatives were outlaws!”

“It ain’t easy being a Saint! Angels Elaine & Candy are absent flaws!”

 

“They have to be,” chimes in Helen. “They got Fred & Carl to suffer!

“Just buy one of them dinner and quiet-call the other challenge to supper!”

 

I almost lost Faith when I learned Sister Henrietta needed confession!

Gentleman Lee avowed, “Oh! She indulges in occasional-concessions!”

 

Celeste & Jeff earnestly pray we aren’t condemned-to-fire asunder

Vincent patiently watches the crazy-melee in astonishment-wonder

 

Redemption!-Salvation! Reverent-prayer for all from Amy & Craig

Ole Fred & I for His mercy-blessing we must very often plead-beg

 

Nurse Miss Genevieve-family and Frank offer help all they can

I wanted to place the star from the ladder, a one-legged man?

 

Merry Christmas to all & to all a Good night! We’re all Christian-kin

In good hands back at the home we stumble in trial & error! Amen!