Sunday, February 6, 2022

Deer hunt! (part 2 of 2)

 

“Neither Dad nor I even wore coats that balmy morning; we’d be in

the big town by noon; Dad said to let the horse trader enjoy a fine

lunch before we negotiated with him; said people were more

agreeable when their bellies were full. Pretty smart farmer!

 

“Dad added that we ought to be home for evening chores by four.

 

“We met the horse wrangler about 12:30; he looked sleepy. We

looked his remuda over and there were two, maybe three, we

found serviceable for our needs. Then, to the negotiating. Hmm!

 

“Fine animals,” the grafter opened, suddenly recovered from his

supposed relaxing fine lunch fare. Selling was his business! Hmm?

 

“That big bay, there,” he pointed to a critter a day or two older than

Ole Methuselah, “Good horse.” He paused and spit. “Fifty bucks!”

 

“Dad winked at me; I got the message: ‘The game is on!Uh! Oh!

 

“Well, Mr. Brunkiser,” Dad began. It pays to be respectful and polite, like.

“I think he might pull a plow---Maybe?...If he wasn’t blind!” Dad smiled.

 

The horse trader cast his eyes toward the ground as if in surrender.

 

“Okay, Pops!” he opened, trying to intimidate, “Which one you like?”

 

The game went on for several minutes. Then, Dad said, “No!” We left.

 

“‘What happened?’ I questioned dad once back on the wagon headed

home, empty handed. “That bay mare was nice; you didn’t try for her.”

 

“Man insulted me, son. No need for such behavior. Anyway, too expensive.”

 

I knew my father to be a man of few words; I accepted our plight.

“We’ll take another look come spring.” He made it final. Amen!

 

We had barely gotten started when the wind turned icy-cold from  

due north; it cut right through my thin shirt; even dad shivered, a bit.

 

“We won’t make home afore the snow flies,” he allowed. Right! Again!

 

We pulled into the farm yard as dusk was ushering in the night; Freezing!

 

Come spring, we went north for our plow horse; found a ‘Good” one!

 

Uncle Freddie finished his tale. “Let’s catch us a whitetail!” He invited.

 

Amen!

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