"Fighting...!"

“Fighting…!”

 

(Please read the following LOUDLY like a wrestling announcer)

 

“Fighting out of the black and blue corner dripping with blood

weighing in at 16 ½ lbs. and standing 72 cm. with a record of

3-wins, 0-losses and 0-draws (her wins including 1-toddler,

1-teacher, & 1-referee) and fighting out of St. (Kill ’em all)  Louis

Little Miss Rumblin’ Ronda Rousy Gabriella Leigh (a.k.a. known

as Jesse Jane) from Day-care for stealing the other kids’ snacks for

which she was incarcerated in the hallway in solitary confinement

in a cell-bed and for striking another toddler sitting on a teacher’s

 lap and who got a T.K.O. in her last appearance when she knocked

out the referee. Whew! ‘Sorry about that!’ She didn’t mean it!?

 

“Hold all tickets---we have a challenge…the opponent didn’t show-up

and the referee “Coward-Clyde” is waving a white flag and crying!

 

“Maybe we can get a word from the champion---Uh! Rumblin’?...

What do you have to say for yourself?” “4 – 0 & - 0! Who's next?”

 

(Disclaimer: The writer of this piece remains anonymous!)

 

Amen!