"Modern(?)"-man!? Hmm!?
Go-ahead!?---Knock-(China) Wal-Mart!...I don't shop-there!? Ugh!
Got my C-17 today!---Campbell's soup-can! 17-indidvual strings! Wow!
Fabulous new-wardrobe!?---"De-scented"-jeans!?...Love-Goodwill!?
Brand-name car!?---Any-emblem!?...Stole it in the dark-of-night!? Nice!
Best zip-code---ought to-be...I paid a $500k-premium for-it!? Duh!?
Gotta-Go!?---Flash! On my-"can"...Wal-Mart sale on Chinese-goods!?
Gotta get-dressed in-stylish garb!?---Cops are here for my new-car!?…
The security-gate for my fancy-subdivision won't-open!? I'm so-Lucky!
"OMG! Which line is it---now!? I'm so-loved and sophisticated-important!!?"
If it gets any-better?---I might-just...put my-face on the-internet!? Nah!
Amen!
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