Monday, January 25, 2021

Un-"Sophisticated"-me(?)---Everybody(?) loves-me (?)...Ah! Warm & fuzzy!?

"Modern(?)"-man!? Hmm!?

Go-ahead!?---Knock-(China) Wal-Mart!...I don't shop-there!? Ugh!

Got my C-17 today!---Campbell's soup-can!   17-indidvual strings! Wow!

Fabulous new-wardrobe!?---"De-scented"-jeans!?...Love-Goodwill!?

Brand-name car!?---Any-emblem!?...Stole it in the dark-of-night!? Nice!

Best zip-code---ought to-be...I paid a $500k-premium for-it!? Duh!?

 

Gotta-Go!?---Flash! On my-"can"...Wal-Mart sale on Chinese-goods!?

Gotta get-dressed in-stylish garb!?---Cops are here for my new-car!?…

The security-gate for my fancy-subdivision won't-open!?  I'm so-Lucky!

"OMG! Which line is it---now!? I'm so-loved and sophisticated-important!!?"

If it gets any-better?---I might-just...put my-face on the-internet!? Nah!

Amen!

 

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