'Bye! 'Bye! Billy-Bob!
Lucky!---Just Dumb-luck!...Billy Bob won $10-million on the ole-lottery! Damn!
He ain't even---Lucky! "I" deserve...Luck! B-B is a 1st-class "shlub"! Damn!
Now he makes my-life absolutely-miserable! I ought-to shoot-him! Dead!
He took ole-Charlene on a-"cruise"; guess who wanted to go-along? Hmm!
So? I took the-Mrs. on a "boat"-ride---read her-poetry...even let her-row!
She's a good-"bailer", too! Said "my"-end leaked more; lower in the-water!?
Charlene got a "front"-load washer! I turned ours on its-side down by the-crick!
Charlene got-horses!---Hell!...I-been spreading that-stuff all my-life! Hah!
Charlene got a 47-room mansion!---I bought us a "used"-tent!...Leaked a-little!
Billy-Bob got a travel-bus! I stole a bicycle built-for-two! Let her-peddle!
B-B brags about his-"wealth"!---Hell!...I got more debt than I can-count!
For-Christmas---B-B gave me a used lottery-ticket!...He-laughed, "Loser!"
Keppin'-up with Billy-Bob!---Nah!...I ain't even gonna give it a-try! Damn!
I learned-something---Be real-careful...who you choose for-"friends"!? Damn!
I hate no-class lottery-"winners"!---At-least, until..."I"-win it-all! Oh! Yeah!
Amen!
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