He's-"Nuts!"---And...He loves-it!?
Know what you can get-away with when you're---Nuts!?...Anything!
I have an-"unusual" sense-of-humor!?---Well! Okay!...Weird!
I-never make "fun" of any poor-old-soul---save...poor-old.me!
When I get-done with self-deprecation, when I've aired all-my-sins,
made fun of my pathetic-proclivities, displayed a pernicious-prosecution
of my myriad-faults (Mea-culpa!), begged-"Forgiveness", sought- Redemption
for my many (and, varied) sins, and, some-day found sacred-Salvation, then
and only-then will-I un-leash my evil-torrent upon the-next "worst"-victim!
Until I manage to-exhaust my required-"chastisement"---you-all...are-safe!
Not-to-worry! I-am so-very-bad!---I'll never...run out of-material...for-me!
Until such-time never-comes?---I just remain totally...Insane-Nuts! Thank-you!
Amen!
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