Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Breaking-news!!! Bull!?

Bull!?
 
Our prestigious local-rag posted "Breaking-news" today
at 2:30 pm (CDT): Loose-bull on I-270 at Columbia, IL!
 
Knowing the paper's "Ed"-itor, personally, I am skeptical of
any bull-(stuff) he publishes; but, really!? Mr.-Ed!?
 
This-story---even for-you is just..."A whole-lotta 'Bull'!"
 
(Yawn!) Must be another slow news-day in Monroe County!
 
Next thing you-know---"Ed"-itor will-have...some hoax-virus "Bull"?
 
Keep-up the "Good"-journalism---"Ed"!...Remember! You "herd"-it here(ford)!
 
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