You do understand? Right? Absolutely!

 

What did he done say?

 

Listen up, chil'en! This gonna go---Quick-like! Hea?

 

When the cow lick tipped the hot iron dat flattend ole

Mr. "Wat's-is-name", Well! Now! Da fats done in da far!

 

Made herselv a carpet-bag plum full a green jungle coin.

Done hit dat long-shot! Yes Sir-ee! Umm! Hmm! Alright!

 

Now, da "chosen" one da gurus done picked run afowl

some lame-duck (or---goose?) and all da while dey wonder

why one side be longer in da "V"? I knows! Does ya?

 

Ever-ting be Oh! So!---Simple! In da humble mind-your biz!

 

One side be long-a for da simple fact:

Cause dat side got mo birds in it! Easy!

 

So? Den comes a man in armor shinin bright

like yeller on the fragant rose de-lite. Yes! Sir!

 

But, I believe, da doctor-man done got dem answers in is bag!

 

An, da pilgrums don despise dose "celebrity-elites";

but, dey so dumb dey tink da pilgums ignorant! Dey does!

 

An, in da en, dose good guys win dat hole dam victory.

Yes! Sir! Indeed-y! Again---easy...See!? I does!

Shore 'nough! Ye do understand; ye does! I knows it to be true!

 

Amen!