Tuesday, August 18, 2015

"PI"---Politically "In"-correct (humor)

 
Ramblin’ Thoughts
 
 
A neo-“Liberal” School of “Junk”-Journalism has just been
established at a “prestigious?” Northeastern University to
honor those impromptu comedic hacks of a decidedly leftist
persuasion: Sir “Denny” Dither-bird and Mr. “Brainless” Billy-bob.
 
The erudite institution’s Mission Stastement boasts:
We make the news what we “thunk” it ought to be!
 
“Denny” Dither-bird allows that it is such a good story that
it ought to be true!
 
While,
 
“Brainless” Billy-bob was told to say that he recalls the events
in the manner reported exactly as he “thunk” them to be!
 
But, to be fair, and forgiving, such errors of”T”en happen just that
way, “on” accidental to “these ones” of fantasy faux celebrity!?
 
Alas!
Wonder where be these idle anachronistic monuments to “idiocy” this day?
 
And, finally---
 
Yes! The smarter-than-they-think “We the people” despise
that Royal-Elite politico-class with extreme prejudice;
but, compared to the idiot lower “medium”-classless lie-purveyors
of the “news”, the former is politely loved! Just, perhaps: Maybe!?
Amen!
 
Truth! Always triumphs! Always! And, Forever!
The U.S Constitution stands eternal sacred-pure!
 
Amen!
 
Faith! Family! Freedom!
Amen!
 
 


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