Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"Cross" Humor---Author unknown

 
Christian One Liners
 
 
Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember,
Moses started out as a basket case.
 
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.
 
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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisers.
 
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
 
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
 
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
 
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People are funny; they want the
front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.
 
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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs
on the front door forever
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We're called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.
 
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God Himself doesn't propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
so why should you?
 
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Some minds are like concrete;
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.
 
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Peace starts with a smile.
 
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em 
He'll clean 'em.
 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
 
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
 
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Don' t wait for 6 strong men to take
you to church.
 
 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 
 
 
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God doesn't call the qualified,
he qualifies the called.
 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
 
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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit'
over 'religious nuts!'
 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
 
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He who angers you, controls you!
 
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
 
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Prayer:
don't give God instructions,
just report for duty!
 
 
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
 
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The Will of God never takes you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.
 
 
 
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.
 
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her.
 
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
 
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If this blessed you in a profound way today,
Share it with a few friends to bless them!
I bet someone else will LOVE it too.
 
 
There is no greater treasure than a good friend!
 
 
 


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