Lottery---Winner?...Yea!

 No “Good” deed…!? (Well! Maybe?)

 

So?---A possible (likely) scenario!? Hmm!?

 

If (When?) ole dreamer Santa Claus (me) just

happens to win hundreds-of-millions, after the

gov’ment gets done raping and pillaging the

lucky draw-fortune, I actually mean what I say

so Proudly and do, in fact, Give-it-all-away(?), I

wonder how that effort might go down? Hmm?

 

Maybe?---

 

Oh! Wow! Thank you! God bless you! I love you! I’ll share!

Amen!

 

Or, Perhaps?...

 

It’s all green; you know how I absolutely hate ‘green’!

The attaché case is leather---too…hard, cold and ugly!

You stacked the bills in columns instead of neat rows!

Damn! They’re twenties! I like fives and tens! Ugh!

It’s Tuesday! Idiot! That’s mu unlucky day! OMG!

Where were you yesterday when I was broke and poor?

I sure hope you didn’t give any to that *%#&# ____!

Is ‘that” it?---Out of millions?...What a cheapskate!

If I’d win---I’d be generous…I’d triple that amount!

You think that tripe will buy you my forgiveness? Never!

And---I always considered you a friend?...Wrong! Again!

‘What’(?) Can I do with that pittance? Oh! Woe-is-me!

You cheap B______! It’s not enough to even give away!

Did your wife okay this gift?---She did?...Yeah! Right!

Car? Home? Yacht? Travel? Gold? Happiness? More?

I’ll put it in the bank where it might do some good???

Now I can burn my money! Finally, I’ve got five bucks!

I bet you kept more for yourself? I know you did! Uhh!

Oh! Wow! ‘Now” I can finally be ‘happy’! Oh! Goody!

Are you still gonna play?---Oh!...I sure hope you win!

If (When?) you win, again, remember me! I’m poor!

 

I could offer material goodies?---Nah!...Just more-of-the-same!

Wrong-color! –make! -model! –size! –location! –destination!

 

Now?---I’m so depressed!...Hell! Thanks! I’ll just keep-it-All!

 

Merry Christmas! Amen! Amen!