Not-"my"-fault! Ever!

Mea-culpa!?

 

"It"---was-not..."My"-fault! "I" am never-wrong! Not-Ever!

 

I didn't see the stupid stop-sign!

The other driver was-speeding! 120 mph! Whew!

I didn't know my-insurance had---lapsed...again!?

Another-driver motioned me to-"Go!"

I never-even saw the other-car!

Yeah! My brakes-failed!---Jeez!...They're always-broke!

I can't pay for their-damages! I'm always broke, too!

His old-junker ain't worth-nothin' He damaged my '68-chariot!

I was-not drinking!---Well!?...Just "1"-beer! (Hick!)

No! I have-not ever been at-fault!---Never!...No! Not-ever! No!

He's just like my-"ex"!---Too-quick to point out my "supposed"...faults!

After my court-date---He'll be-Gone!...Just like my stupid-"ex"!

I sure-enough hope that judge is my ole-buddy, Billy-Bob Boy!

We'll just see who was at-fault!?---Stupid-idiot!...He should-a been at-home!

 

"Oops!"---Somebody just ran into me with a..."parked"-car! Stupid-Idiot!

 

Guess I'll get-blamed, again!---Gotta-Go!...Need to hide the-booze!

 

Amen!


And---

Book-offerings & blog-info.:

 

 

Faith! Family! Freedom! This sacred-trinity defines the paradigm

of my writing-offerings. I perceive a surreptitious (quickly becoming

“blatant”) assault on these Traditional American-values. My intent

is to counter such evil with a message of Christian-generosity Love!

 

These books (12) and my blog-posts (totaling 1967 & counting) extol

an example of Live! Love! Laugh! in a modern-world lacking civility.

 

Please! Enjoy!

 

 

Creed of the Mountain-man: An 1870’s mountain-man tale.

 

Christmas Treasures: 3-Christmas-Eve celebrations.

 

Station-Master: A collection of short-stories.

 

…And Justice for all: An American-sniper vengeance-tale.

 

Horizon-Dawn: Case-study of 2-men separated by 150-years.

 

Syncopated-cadence (poetry): General poetry.

 

Christmas Always (poetry): Holiday-poems.

 

Golden Anniversary: A celebration of 50-years of Love!

 

Cookie-Jar Sweet-memories (Book I, II,III & IV):

365-days of vignettes in our family-time.

 

Coming soon:

 

Spanky & Jamie McGhee: A Viet Nam-era tale.

Ambiance: A Maeystown fireside-reader.

Rondo Slade: Western-drama.

Random-Thoughts: (“Inspiration!?”)

 

Books are available on-line as e-books & or in paperback:

 

visit: Amazon books; search: Carl Schuler

 

blog: www.trinitytrace.blogspot.com