Thursday, October 31, 2024

Trick-or-Treat! Boo!

 Gramps & the Kid “Trick-or-treat!?”
(a paraprosdokian (surprise-ending))
 
Ghosts! Goblins! Wild Ghouls run-rampant Halloween-night
Escort-Gramps leads little-Z. Typer through a perilous-fright
 
To innocent-eyes a yellow full moon highlights skeleton-trees
A young-girl’s forlorn scream causes hot, red-blood to freeze
 
Hand-in-hand secure against evil-demons the pair advance
Dare step upon yon porch to beg a charity-candy chance?
 
With trepidation-fear creaks wide the door cavernous dark-black
A wrinkled-witchlike bony-hand deposits goodies in his held sack
 
A shy-smile parts his lips, “Gee! That wasn’t just too bad!”
Eager, now, to advance, catch-up with other lasses and lads
 
Braver still with each passing “Trick or treat!” easy-conquest
His “Sweetness-bag” filling fast, “Wow! This is the very best!”
 
“Why did I fear the night? Must have entertained ‘Insane!’”
Nothing at all to scare; old Gramps carries his stout-cane
 
And, really! Those evil spirit-demon-wraiths myriad-abound
Just kiddos masquerading-fun for sweet-candy treats-around
 
Uh! Oh! Fanged-Dracula slurped blood from monster-Frankenstein
Thought I saw a wicked-witch broom-riding tease a wolf-man kind
 
Just when it all seemed going-good mean-clouds shrouded yon bright-moon
Now, candy-treats taste not so sweet! Was that noise made by an evil-goon?
 
Settle-down! It’s all just some silly game! I hope! I pray!
Something grabbed my pants-leg! “Devil! Let go!” I say
 
I truly want to run and flee but my crazy-legs refuse to cooperate
“Please! Dear God! Forgive all my sins! Surely I’m not too late?”
 
Embarrassed that my partner seems fine, collected, calm, quite-cool
If I stop shaking, perhaps, he’ll not think me be such a chicken-fool
 
Always ever-patient, lovingly, he looks at me; my champion-of-all-champs
“It’s alright! Nothing to fear! Don’t be afraid! I will protect you---Gramps!”
 
Happy Halloween! “Boo!”

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Trick-or-Treat! Boo!

 "Trick-or-Treat!"

"Bapa! Be sensible! We're way too old for 'Trick-or-Treat'!
"At this late hour we shouldn't even be out on the street!"

"Nanny! You're just scared! I ain't anyways hardly afraid!?
"Just to the dentist's house? My tooth insurance is fully paid."

"He does give 'Big' candy treats---Good for business!...He takes payments!
"We still owe him some from last year---a dollar...and twenty-four cents."

"Might just be easier to let the younguns' bring us their Halloween loot?"
"Yeah!---I am brave!...But, I don't like that ole owl's evil 'Hooty-Hoot'!"

"Bapa? Ghosts! Goblins! Wraiths! Skeletons! On the dark prowl!"
"Y-Y-Yah!---It is pretty late and dark!...Listen to that wind 'howl'!"

"So? Maybe we'll stay home and hand out Halloween sweets?'
" Uh! Sure! My Great idea! I just love to play 'Trick-or-Treat'!"

Sure! I'll help Nanny give out delicious, sweet candy, instead.
To avoid spooks and cops---Ole Bapa...will safely hide under the bed!

Hey! I'm not afraid of "Trick-or-Treat!"...I've already got my Candy-sweet!
Happy Halloween!---Whoo! Boo!...Scared you with "Trick-or-Treat!"!

Monday, October 28, 2024

Trick-or-Treat! Boo!

 Happy Halloween!
 
Whoo!” Whispers cold-warning October-winds
Hoot-owl feathers dance, rustling leaves it sends
 
Large white oval eyes perched on a skeleton bare branch
Spooky yellow harvest-moon translucent alabaster-blanch
 
Pale ghosts, wild goblins neighborhood streets invaded
Trick or treat!” Sugar-sweets keep urchin-kids satiated
 
Johnny masquerades an ugly Frankenstein bloody freak-scene
Angelic-child in broad daylight---he is not really all that mean
 
Sweet sassy Sally-Sue so feminine can actually sew and stitch
Black pointed hat, wart on long-nose casts evil, wicked-witch
 
Behind barred barriers cowers populace while praying “Faith!
Intelligent to fear the living rather than some poor ole spook wraith
 
“I want to suck your blood!” Fanged Count Dracula openly true-confesses
“We’re used to it!” Counters citizens familiar with politicos’ transgresses
 
Dark graveyard ghostlike sentinels white marble statue monuments
“Better them than me! Dying to get in there!” Determined sentiments
 
Red! Yellow! Gold! ghoul-leaves rustle like a rattler’s warning alarm
Play chase and tag tumbling along caught in a turbulent wind-storm
 
Wee-ones scurry house-to-house with open bags, beg charity
A Headless Horseman gallops on Main Street just for hilarity
 
On yon church steeple-high a wicked witch points at all she knew
“At midnight you all will monsters be! Dare drink of my vile brew!”
 
“Tis not the Christmas Eve, most horrid evil woman!” In unison, they plead
With focused intent, “Candy-full by then we will all be snug-tight in bed!”
 
Drifting clouds slowly obscured the illuminating-orb bright full moon
To tempt chilly obfuscated myriad stinging raindrops descending soon
 
Racing safely home with overburdened sweetness-bags shrewd children shout
Happy Halloween! Young friends!” Dare! Enjoy it all before, alas: it’s Lights out!
 
Happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Trick-or-Treat! Boo!

 “Trick or treat!” 
 
A pair of scared eyes peer through a window to Halloween’s dark street
Oh! Dear!  Ghosts and ghouls and goblins scurry calling, “Trick or treat!
 
Poor ole Nanny bravely-greets dead-spooks at our front door
Graveyard wraiths have come alive running amuck, galore
 
“They’ll get you, Nanny! with their innocentTrick or treat!
Cemetery full moon ghosts pretending a “We’re alive!” deceit
 
Oh! No! A tiny spirit-wraith is on our porch staring at “me
It floated right through the wall! Yikes! Surely, I must flee
 
Hiding safe beneath my bed I see the ghost fly into the room
What is that loud noise? My knocking knees? I must assume
 
It’s bending down to peer within my hiding place! What’s that it said?
Bapa! Don’t be afraid!”---Thee spook reaches out for me…I’m dead!
 
A sweet giggle comes from the sheet as it’s removed! Gabriella Leigh!
Relieved, I am! It’s just lovely little granddaughter’s pretty face, I see
 
She pulls me out and takes me back to Nanny leading by her gentle hand
“It’s just boys and girls disguised for a Halloween ‘Trick or treat!’ fun-plan”
 
Oh! Child!” I try to laugh. “I always knew it was only sweetness you! My Hon!
Gabriella hands Bapa a sheet and begs him to just join in the Halloween scary-fun
 
Two ghosts, one big, one small, haunt the alabaster-pale full moon light
Who? Who?” An ole hoot-owl on a bare branch calls, giving Bapa a fright
 
He hugs Gabriella Leigh quite tight, “Don’t be afraid! Bapa will protect you, Dear!”
With a shaky-voice he stammers, “I’m---here…so, you don’t have anything to fear!”
 
Rustle! Rustle!” To escape the evil-sound Bapa climbs a nearby pole joining the flag
Oh! Bapa!” Little-girl laughs. “It’s only the wind chasing dry leaves in a game-of-tag.”
 
Oh! Sure! I know that! I just wanted to count the stars and make sure they’re 50 right!”
Police showed up! Every spook gathered ’round to view a funny Halloween night-sight!
 
“Ma’am!” The cop spoke to dear Nanny, “Keep him home, he’s scaring the kids!”
Proudly! Bapa displays his bag of candy treats from his “Trick or treat!” night-bids
 
Really?! I am not afraid of any ghostly-scene!
“Boo!”---Yikes!... Happy Halloween!

Saturday, October 26, 2024

Trick-or-Treat! Boo!

Halloween-tree Wraith-portal! Boo!
 
Trick-or-treat!” Came a harsh Gabriella Leigh screech!
Ole “fraidy-cat” Bapa cringed at his quiet reverie breach!
Magic and Penelope laughed at his courage easy impeached!
 
Around his restraining-recliner a flowing-ghost tornado-swirled!
A translucent pale-wraith flailing and screaming “Boo!” twirled!
 
“Sure scared you! Bapa!Magic unicorn’s words, the old man heard!
Recovering quickly to salve an injured Pride, Bapa’s courage stirred!
Uh! Um! I was sleeping!” Gabby and Magic laughed; Penelope purred!
 
Miss Gabriella smiled kindly and gently patted his shaky hand!
“It’s okay! Bapa!” She comforted. “It’s scary in Halloween-land!”
 
Oh! Nonsense! Girl! Why? It’s another ‘Get candy’ celebration!”
“You mean like Christmas? Easter? 4th-of-July? Appreciation?
Well! Yeah! Sort of!---’er…Halloween is a scary determination!”
 
“What will you be? Bapa? Hurry! I see a rising alabaster full moon!”
Oh! Dear Gabriella! With this face I’ll just go as a scared buffoon!”
 
“But, Bapa! Wear a scary mask, at least, to get bags of sweet treats!
Magic is going as a Unicorn and kitty as a cat!  I guess that repeats?
“You’re my super-hero! All evil ghosts and goblins, you can defeat!”
 
“Sure I can! I will be myself!” Bapa smiled with pleasing-Pride!
“Just let ’em come to cause trouble! I’ll quickly knock ’em aside!”
 
Magic opined, “Oh! Bapa! There’s not evil in everything that can fly!”
“With that smart Magic Unicorn advice, I think it’s best I just stand-by!”
“Kitty-cat! If Bapa meets a skeleton he should shake hands and say “Hi!
 
“You could wear your hero Lone Ranger mask to cover your face?
“Or, ole Superman’s cape to guarantee you win the intrepid race?
What ever you want, Bapa! I’m sure you’ll fit right-in-place!”
 
“You’re so kind, Gabriella! And Magic and kitty-cat, Miss Penelope!
I am not afraid! I really am a True hero! Forever Brave! and Free!
 
Good! Atta-boy! Bapa! We’ll head straight to the scary cemetery!”
Bapa shook, white as a wraith! “Graveyard!? No possibility!?”
“It’s okay! Bapa! I know a portal in a weathered old cedar tree!
 
“It’s home to Halloween-spooks who run rampant tonight!”
Uh! Er! Think I’ll hide under the bed. Safe! Out-of-sight!”
Magic! Kitty! And, I will go! We’ll bring you, candy! Alright?”
 
Happy Halloween!---Trick-or-treat!...Bapa’s okay! He’s a sight!
 


Happy Halloween!
  
“Trick or treat!”
 
Me-“Candy”-sweet!
 
Gorgeous-thee! I-meet!
 
Love!-cadence rhythm-beat!
 
Life-comfort! Really-neat!
 
58! years! A sacred-feat!
 
Ice-winter “emerald”-green field-of-wheat!
 
I love thee!” Each dawn! I thee greet!
 
Sunrise be-lost should we not-meet!
 
Amen!

Friday, October 25, 2024

Justice!---Careful!..."What" you VOTE for! Amen!

 "How" do you vote!? Hmm!?

A "socialist's"-(voter) auto was hit by a car driven by a fleeing criminal.

"But," whined the "victim", "He couldn't speak English and he ran away!"

Congratulations! ---Half of all voters fully approve!...Enjoy!

Somewhere it's written: Reap what you sow! Amen! Amen!

Until Truth reigns respectfully?---Keep up the lies!...You'll get some more!

Knock! Knock!---Those "non"-criminals...are at Your private-property door! Enjoy!

Oh!---Don't neglect to VOTE!...If? Only I had a "CHOICE"!?

I know!?---I do?...Communist! Felon! Socialist! Thank you! Parties!

Amen!

Thursday, October 24, 2024

IQ to HQ

 Intelligence-to-Happiness!

You don't have to be a "genius" to be Happy!

3-steps will deliver you to a nirvana-venue!

Live-the absolutely Awesome adventure absent any Fear! Wild!
Love each new dawn exploring its artesian-flow promise-of-day!
Appreciate every tiny nuance-of-curiosity to satiate thy true spirit!

Live! Love! Laugh! A-purpose with intent toward Pleasure!

Amen!

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Autumn blaze! Wow!

 Color-Love!

Unlimbered the ole camera today for a color "safari".

Wow! How very beautiful is Mother Nature in full regalia?

Snapped a few frames, might have even got a "Good" shot, or two?

Enjoyed the sun!---Reveled in Mother's gift!...Thank God for Appreciation!

Love!---An artesian well...The more one drinks, the more Love there is!

Sure-enough! Reckon-so!---That's just too simple...for the "moderns"!?

Good-enough for Jefferson! Jackson! Teddy! JFK! Reagan! Me, too!

Aah! "It" really is just so simple that it's almost too easy! Appreciate!

Amen!

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Asher Cade! Yea! Celebrate! Miracles!

 News flash---we interrupt this tale for a Great announcement---
“Big SistaGabriella Leigh has...a brand-new baby brother! Yea!
 
 
Asher Cade!
 
Born October 21, 2024! Another miracle! Wow! Proud!
 
Congratulations to Jen & Z. Tyler & Gabriella! Bravo!
 
Celebrate! Appreciate! Gratitude! Proud! Thank God! Amen!
 
 
Our Blessings & Good Fortune-wishes to Great-grandson Asher---
 
May you fully enjoy with devoted Appreciation the myriad
Wild adventures this holy-sacred Gift-of-Life & Love presents!
 
You, young-man, Asher Cade, have a “Big SistaGabriella!
She will Love you unconditionally and be your mentor.
With her, you will experience many exciting life-adventures.
 
I bet Asher Cade’s first gift is a set of tiny golf clubs! Betcha!?
 
Happy “Birth”-day!Master Asher Cade! Yea!
 
God bless! Amen!
 
Love, Nanny & Bapa

Monday, October 21, 2024

84,600! Wow! Celebrate! (Spend---it...ALL! Amen!

 84,600! Wow! Really!? Amen!

We honored "Gentleman" Mr. Marvin this morning by
attending his funeral service (Oct. 19 tribute posted herein)

Marvin's Grandson gave a stirring and most-beautiful eulogy.
(They were "buddies" like myself and Grandson Z. Tyler)

Grandson John talked about how "numbers" were integral to 
his Grandfather's time and life in so many ways. Captivating!

I sometimes write about a perpetually-replenished new "lottery" game!

The game is fictitious to the lottery-chance but---apropos...to life!

In my Fantasy (which is actually Reality) everyone is a Winner!
The way you get to play is simply by virtue of the Gift-of-Life!

Each night at an instant before midnight, your "account" is 
credited with an 84,600 brand new tally balance! Wow!

But---there is a "catch"...any unused amount is erased...Forever!

The secret to Appreciation is to "spend" each 84,600 seconds! Every day!

And?---The Great news I have for you is...You WiN! Each day!

You didn't even know!---Each day...you get 84,600 new "seconds"!

Now!---You do know!...So? Celebrate! Live! Appreciate! Amen!

One day---way too soon...your number will be called and it will be too late!

Spend that 84,600 seconds gift with abandon celebrating Life & Love!

Live! Love! Laugh! Faith! family! Freedom! The count continues!

God Bless! Amen!

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Value-to-Vrtue! Amen!

  How to get there?

Value is the intent to do Good!

Virtue is the execution of the intent resulting Good!

Anywhere Hate exists there can be absolutely "No" Love!

The demarcation line between the two is irrefutable!

Amen!

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Friday, October 18, 2024

Adieu! Mon Amie! "Gentle"man Mr. Marvin!

 “Gentle”man Mr. Marvin!
(a living & loving tribute)
 
Faith! Family! Freedom!
 
To: Lady Rosalie, daughters, Grandchildren, kin, and friends, our deepest sympathy.
We respected Mr. Marvin as a fine Gentleman, a Christian-brother, a very nice man!
I not only took time to hear his words but to listen to the intent of his interesting tales.
We were “Friends” and I am saddened at our loss. Here was a “man” to admire & Appreciate!
Mr. Marvin lived his Faith! Adored his Family! Honored Freedom! An exemplar Christian!
“Friend” Marvin took me on an Alaskan exploit relating stories from his military service.
He gave me a Wild adventure-ride in an out-of-control wagon when a pair of horses got away
 from him and crashed into a barbed wire fence. “Half of my wagon was gone when we stopped!
Such a kind, considerate, entertaining and Delightful Independent-Individual”! A Class-act!
It was my Pleasure to know Gentleman Marvin; my life is better for the experience. Amen!
One day we’ll meet again in that Communion-of-Saints among “HisBand-of-Angels! Amen!
Gentleman Mr. Marvin, please tell my kin and friends for me: I’ll be along!(I hope & pray! Amen!)
I a-purpose daily Appreciate the myriad Blessings in my life! Marvin is one of them! Amen!
Time shall serve to salve our deep injury while Gentleman Marvin lives in our hearts, forever!
May the eternal Whisper-wind of his spirit echo-comfort to all who love him. Amen!
 
 
Though evil death is bitter-vile---Redeemer-Savior Jesus…triumphs our spirit-soul Salvation!
 
Perhaps the very Best we can do is “Appreciate Life & Love through Christian-generosity!
 
Focus-Love!---Blossom-Life!...Appreciate & Celebrate a joyous Peace-bouquet!
 
Though I walk through ‘any’ valley---I shall not fear…Amen!
 
Fear-not! & Follow-Me! (the synopsis of the holy Bible)
 
Rest in eternal Peace! Mon Amie! Amen!
 
With deep respect and Appreciation, your friends, 
Lady Candice & Carl
 
Live! Love! Laugh! Focus Appreciate!
Vigilant-be! No one’s future is ever late!
 
And---
 
Faith! Family! Freedom! Might just be all there really---Is!
In one eternal-instant the only mercy-blessing will be…His!
 
Amen!

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Me!? Hmm!?

 What can I do?---Perhaps…Begin!

 
Oh! Such big problems! If only they understood
My free advice: He could! She should! I would!
 
Issues monumental! Demon-evil challenges inspected
Exacerbated trouble? Culprit? Image in mirror-reflected
 
But! Unfair! It’s not me! Innocence proclaimed!
My little world! My church! My town! Refrained
 
Issues just too convoluted-difficult for intense introspection
My fault? Guilt? Not in my lexicon concordance inspection
 
“Not my problem! Nothing I can do! Some other must step-up
Places to go! Things to do! People to see! Is it time for sup?
 
Faith! Friend! Freely follow fervently omniscient Creator’s call
Promote: “Right!” Simply do: “Good!” Avoid pernicious pitfall
 
Out West Salida Rocky Mountain-way a leathered rock-hound sits
Sample-filled wood battered box challenges his vast knowledge-wits
 
Acknowledged him to turn North seeking mountain Arabian-herd
Found Deity along the river flow while sighted awesome eagle-bird
 
Crystal hailstone-ice pierced clear cerulean space on Wild temper-storm
Clumsy-stumbled, bumped hard head, attention got, began sense to form
 
Vista-awesome nature finally found right there before seeing-blind eyes
High Rocky-beauty white-cotton puffs punctuate pure sapphire skies
 
Rumble-thunder hoofs of Arabian horses fly tundra choreographed
What might I do? Appreciate! Capture miracle mind-photographed
 
Seek Love! For, of and by within this fantastic gift- journey---Life!
Passion kiss! Embrace tight! Sense beauty pure! Dare ban all strife!
 
Clear solution-answers to faux fears surface surely from within
’Tis not they but, rather, I must face-confess evil-burden guilty sin
 
Lord! Pray I! Let me first display YourLove” bestowed as best I can
I could! I should! I would! Always to Thy Praise! Honor! Glory! Stand

If there be holy-sacred Peace?---Allow me to...Begin!
 
Amen!
 

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Oh! Beautiful-day! Amen!

 Yes! Indeed! Again! & Again!

But?---One objects!...It's cold and rainy! Obfuscated!  Ugh!

"Not" to my perspicacious Spirit-of-Adventure & Love-of-Life!

I will Dance! Sing! Celebrate1! Rain or shine! Ice or wind! Aah!

"I" choose my destiny!---I decide!...You have NO say in the matter!

"None-of-your-business!"---Ever!...Period! For certain! Amen!

You can't impress me! Shame me! Direct my actions, thoughts, deeds! NO!

"I" choose! Me! I celebrate every adventure-day on my terms! Not your choice!

Now---You can choose your way!...Perfect! I am not interested! Too busy!

I am an Independent-Individual with Hopes! Dreams! "Happy"-plans!

You are "Welcome" to come aboard---Just...Don't stand in the way! Ever!

Live! Love! Laugh! Faith! Family! Freedom! Amen!---Amen!...Amen!

Try to have a  "Great"-day!---I will have all Great-days!...Amen!

"Top-o-the-mornin'!" to me---And...The rest of eternity...Too!

"What other people think of me is none of my business." James Cavizel (actor)

Amen!

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Happy Birthday! Alexander-the-"Great"! Yea!

 Happy Birthday! Alexander!
(October 16, 2024 Yea! Celebrate! Congratulations!)
 
 
“Family”-man!
(a celebration Happy Birthday! limerick)
 
Happy Birthday! Alexander-the-Great! Family-man!
With Lovely wife Rachel made a family magic-plan!
Beautiful Miss Lauren with a bio-medical-engineering Master's Degree!
Beautiful Anna Marie pursuing a lofty bio-medical-engineering Ph. D.!
Of Value: Faith! Family! Freedom! I am forever a fan!
 
Happy Birthday! Love, Candy & Carl

Monday, October 14, 2024

Worthy-Values!

 Worthy-values!

Love! Spouse! Children! Grand & Great! Kin!

Kitty-cats & Puppy-dogs! Horses! Too!

Warm, sunny days and cool, dark nights!

Birthday! Holiday! anytime! Celebrations!

Toe-tapping tunes! Sing-along favorites!

Dawn! Mid-morn! Noon! Mid-day! Eve! Midnight!

Any symphony-rhyme nostalgia remembrance!

Good! Better! Best!

Rainbows! Butterflies! Unicorns!

Father! Son! & Holy Ghost!

Faith! Family! Freedom!

All His Glorious Awesome-wonder true Love-Fantasies!

Amen!

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Candy & Twyla

Classy-Candy! & Twilight-Twyla!
(a tasty  “Ice-box” cookie-adventure loving-limerick!)
 
Crumbs” tell the tale!
 
Twilight-Twyla gave Classy-Candy sweet-treat cookies “ice-box
Each of the gals is easily recognizable by their cute curly-locks!
Candysampled” them all (to death)! I tried to restrain ’er!
She smiled “crumbs” and offered Sniff-the-empty-container!
Two-Grannies!---Intelligent!...Like a “Hottie” vixen-fox!
 
Amen!
 
 
Thanks-for-the-treats!---They were Delicious!...Classy-Candy told me so!
After several dozen huge cookies---Wonder? Why?...I’m still hungry? Whoa!
 
Reckon that old adage is still true: Somebody is always smarter---and…Quicker!
Guess it’s also true---It’s the thought that counts!...Dumb ole (hungry) crumb”-licker!
 
Amen! 

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Happy 6th Anniversary! Z. Tyler & Jen! Yea!

 

Happy Anniversary! Z. Tyler & Jen!
(6-years! Yea! Celebrate! Congratulations! Wow! Class-act!)
 
 
Tally-count the Awesome-dawns!
(a loving limerick celebrating a Perfect 6th Anniversary)
 
I know Handsome Z. Tyler & his Beautiful Jen
Bride and Groom married comes a family, then
Born  Personality+ Gabriella Leigh “Professor”
Soon to be joined by clone “Hulk(?)” intercessor
Beautiful! Gorgeous! Blessed! & Perfect! Amen!
 
Amen!
 
Love, Nanny & Bapa (October 13, 2024)
 
My “shadow”-buddy clone for 16 years! Wow! My Pleasure!
So very Proud of my Z. Tyler-man an eternal-forever Class-act!
With soulmate Miss Jennifer you Honor: Faith! Family! Freedom!
We Love Little “Professor”-genius our Beautiful Gabriella Leigh!
Soon to be joined by “cloneAwesome-Brother---another…to Love!
Look-out-world! ’Cause here comes one Fabulous 4-some Delignt!
You all are gonna need “2” golf carts on the links at the “Club”!
Don’t worry about entrees on the menue as Gabriella will order!
 
We wish you Adventure & planned-Fantasy in a journey of Life & Love!
Amen!
 
Happy 6th Anniversary!
 
Love-eternal! Lovely-Lady Nanny & (simple-humble0 "me"